You Park Like an Arsehole, Arsehole!
To begin a bus stop is not a parking space, it is, in fact, a place for a bus to pull over and stop, allowing passengers to embark and disembark, not that you'd know that from the HGV drivers passing through my parents village. No they park like the massive twats that they are, sometimes one on each side of the road completely blocking all the traffic and making it impossible to pull out of the T junction from the main part of the village and escape to somewhere more interesting. To really up the levels of twatishness however and to tip me from slightly angry to full on enraged is when you try and ask them to move.

As I was staying with Mummy and Daddy Whiskey this weekend I've had the pleasure of an interaction quite recently. After sitting in my car unable to pull out for nearly 5 minutes I casually strolled into the petrol station to inquire as to whether I could expect to get to the shops that afternoon or if I should give up and go home. This fine gentleman decided to ignore me. And continue to ignore me when I double checked if it was his lorry. And carried on ignore me when I followed him back across the road asking why he parked there when it was clearly a bus stop. Told me to fuck off when I told him he'd parked like an arsehole though.

Sadly for him the village harridan lives behind the bus stop and rather than spending time moaning about the youth of today, like she did when I was younger, she now calls the "how's my driving?" number on the back of the lorries and lets them know.

I don't dislike all lorry drivers at all, just the ones that park in the bloody bus stop, twats.
(anotherdoublewhiskey, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:52, 3 replies)

Where is this?
It sounds familiar, although I think all villages have this problem being essentially single lane roads with too much traffic, all it takes is one twunt to ruin everything!
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:13, closed)

Leicestershire,
but it probably is a universal problem, it the inconsideration shown that makes me most angry
(anotherdoublewhiskey, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:05, closed)

Very true.
Next time you should sabotage his truck. Wouldn't sort the problem of blocking the road but it would make you feel better
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:46, closed)