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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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Recieved work with a word circled and the instruction
"Use a different font."

A different font was used.

Self-important lad comes up; "What's this?!"

"You said use a different font."

"YES! BUT IT'S NOT THE RIGHT FONT, IS IT?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:37, 7 replies)
I completely
agree with him, you dozy cunt.
(username failed moderation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:43, closed)
Old Widow Davis was understandably upset
when the invoice she received from The Co-operative Funeral Service appeared to be headed up in rainbow-hued Comic Sans
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:21, closed)
Prissy bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:41, closed)
At this point it's entirely appropriate, and also very, very twatty, to point out that he meant "typeface"

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:14, closed)
You are the typeface of all wisdom

(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:27, closed)
Well, it wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:50, closed)
I bet the next piece of feedback was "It's too brown."

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:06, closed)

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