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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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Mystic twattery
Because I am bored this afternoon, I'm going to have a stab at answering the next QOTW before it's been asked. Given the knife-edge timing of this one I won't have time for a long story; just enough to be hailed as either a psychic visionary or an unpsychic nobber.

So, my most memorable travelling companion was the gentleman who sat next to me on the London Underground one evening, wearing a dress, a lampshade on his head and cherry red lipstick, and regaling me with his cheap cider fumes and theories about television aerials.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)

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