Topsy II
This is a fairly recent one.

My son decided he would change his hair colour. Sick of it being a beautiful deep auburny chestnut colour he thought blue black shiny raven wing colour was just what he wanted. He explained this to my sister (a hairdresser) who agreed to purchase the requisite chemicals and perform the miracle on the following Saturday.

The Saturday arrived and everyone gathered waiting to see if he would go through with it. He had his hair washed and my sister proceeded to mix up the gunk. She was just about to start putting the first load on when the kitchen clock flew from the wall and struck her on the arm, knocking the bowl from her grip. She picked the bowl up and continued with the application. Within 30 seconds of the gunk (technical term) going on my son was crouching over the kitchen sink having the mixture removed. He was left with slight chemical burns due to an allergy. We are convinced Topsy had tried to prevent it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:25, 4 replies)

I for one
want to hear more about Topsy
( TY&GN, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:26, closed)

I demand
more Topsy
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:27, closed)

I also
demand more Topsy.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:55, closed)

I also
want more mimsy.

Oh hang on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:09, closed)