The problem with using small, pert arses
Is that, if you've ever watched Jerry Springer, the people most likely to claim to have been abducted are the fattest things you've ever seen.
I'd go so far as to suggest that there is a direct relationship between the size of arse and the liklihood of abduction. Now some people might claim that this is merely lonely, unhappy people making outrageous claims to get some sort of validation from attention, but I disagree. I think it means that the aliens really enjoy probing the biggest arses they can possibly find, and that explains why they abduct so many people from the midwest.
(davywavy, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, Reply)