Utterly DrunkNow is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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EngagedThe worst thing I did when drunk was get engaged. The then misses wanted to go to the cinema after I had spent a day at the races. SO I switched off my phone and hit the bars.
I needed a lift home so switched the phone back on and she came and picked me up. She was a rather annoyed and I was rather drunk so I proposed as a way of getting out of a bollocking.
It worked!
We split up 6 months later as she wanted to get married and I wanted to wait until we bought a house.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:56, 2 replies)
I misread the last line.'until we bought a horse'.
Which frankly, improved it.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:49, closed)
HorseI bought her a lasagne once.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:40, closed)
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