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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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If anyone is near catatonic due to drink
May I suggest that you don't try and spoon feed them raw nescafe? They will vomit something with the appearance of tar all over the fucking place after two thirds of the Jar. It's also worth noting that this substance is impossible to wash out of carpets and will stain wood a rather pleasant dark oak colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:55, 2 replies)
raw nescafe washed down with cola
produces immediate and vast quantities of brown foam. it also doesn't help you to stay awake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:35, closed)
It's all about the Mellow Birds.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 19:37, closed)

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