Mammon is a jealous master; and leaves no room for any other.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:21, 1 reply)

You just want me
to haul my fat belly and milky tits out in all weathers. I am sure that is against H&S regulations.

*Where did I leave the number for Jeremy Kyle, I'm going to have it out with this Vag.*
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:58, closed)

"Have it out with this vag"?
Have you just gone into labour?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)

Nah I thought me and AV can have a go
at being on the telly, set the correct example to all them less fortunate than ourselves.

Him an enthusiastic drinker me a pregnant original thinker, we could be like the new Richard and Judy (but not married).
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:11, closed)