The thing about drinking...
Is that everything is shit when you stop drinking. Food doesn't taste as nice as it used to, your perception of time gets completely fucked and your mind won't switch off and let you sleep until you're physically drained. You can't even watch telly because everyone, in every TV show ever made is drinking, drunk or hungover. Dicks.

They should teach this in schools, instead of saying "Drinking too much is bad" they should say "Drinking too much is fun for a little while then when you stop, everything gets shit and your whole body will ache for days."
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:56, 14 replies)

I can't see there being a problem with that at all
certainly suggest it to the David Cameron, I hear he likes to set an example of responsible drinking to his kids.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)

I think his daughter planned to stay in the pub that one time.
I don't blame her.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:30, closed)

I suppose
if she can forgive him for that one time so should we. Is there anything that wrong about leaving an 8 year old alone in a pub garden?
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:17, closed)

Trying to take one home always gets me into trouble.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:23, closed)

The thing that pissed me off about that was how many parents came online to say:
"Well, it's really easy to forget that you've left your child behind, I know I've done it at least once."

In which case, I'd appreciate it if, for the rest of the time, they could shut the fuck up about how "They're the most important thing in the world" and "They change your life forever".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:26, closed)

Listen EmV m8 let it go, your dad hates you but so what?
You've still got your business empire and your film career haven't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:29, closed)

Monty.
The horse is dead, leave it alone m8.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:51, closed)

Maybe mumsnet just isn't the website for you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:11, closed)

Your absolutely correct
Smug fucking parents going on about how they managed to perform the minor miracle of creating life from their genitals is boring as is enjoying the amazing progress of their growing off spring.

I say instead they should only talk about building model aircraft carriers or driving radio controlled cars.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:27, closed)

You're

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 1:07, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:43, closed)

So don't stop drinking.

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 2:14, closed)

A very good comment, eloquently made and to the point.
Unfortunately I've been told that I should stop drinking now or I may, against my will, stop doing everything at some in the not too distant future.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:29, closed)

Oh, that's grim.
I hope you've got a reliable dealer - I'd really struggle to face the future if I thought I could never ever get off my face again in some way or another.
( 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:31, closed)