I've been drunk a few times in my life
Mostly when I was at uni (back in the mid 90's....cripes I feel old!) which is where a lot of these things occur really. The most notable occasion that I can remember is getting wretchedly wasted in my halls of residence at the time. Everyone on the floor was bundled in one room getting completely shitfaced and having a laugh whilst I was retching out of the window (this was on the third floor).

After I had finished I decided that the air outside was much fresher, so I decided to turn around and declare to all and sundry that I was going to go outside. Through the window. I managed to get half of my body out before everyone else in the room rushed up and pulled me back in. All except one lad, whom I shall call Chester Cheeto (for LOLz). He decided not to help, as he stated, in all seriousness, "Oh don't worry about him, he'll just bounce". This was back when I was erring on the corpulent side.

Credit to everyone else though for pulling me in, I appreciate it wasn't easy!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:37, 4 replies)

Another time..
I somehow got myself into a dress and onto the stage of the university's union bar in a bid to win some summer ball tickets. Yes, alcohol was involved in copious amounts here as well.

And yes, I did get the tickets. Score!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 10:38, closed)

you some cray cray guy, and no mistake.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:13, closed)

I ain't never heard of nobody more crazy than this crazy motherfucker.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:10, closed)

Worse than Murdoch from The A Team.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:53, closed)