Matchbox Arse!
Walking back from the bar with my roommate, both the worse for wear. He slipped on a grassy bank, straight onto his arse, where a box of England's Glory resided. A huge flame and pall of smoke emanated from his jeans and he ran round frantically trying to extinguish the flames and get his jeans off at the same time, both unsuccessfully. He had the scar till the day he died, far too soon in his short life. Rest in Peace Andy.

And yes, he was cremated.

Length? About 3" x 2"
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:21, 1 reply)

he died from a burnt arse?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:46, closed)