VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Standing outside the pub one evening,probably about 20 years ago, I bet my friend a tenner that he couldn't throw his pint glass over the house on the other side of the road. Without a word he took a short run-up and launched the glass with all his might. It smashed just above the front bedroom window. The lights went on and a few seconds later the window opens and an extremely pissed off-looking gentleman leans out and exclaims something along the lines of "What the fucking hell do you think you're fucking doing? We've got kids in here asleep you fucking idiots". My friend looks at me and says "Double or quits?".
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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:57,
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I like this very much.(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:56, closed)
whereas i don't..People who throw glasses or bottles are fucking wankers.
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I think (hope) it's an old joke...Just made me laugh.
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