My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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ohhhh i just remembered another oneLast year i had to deal with a really enoyying french teacher who was a total bitch. At the end of the year the entire french class decided we would do something really nasty to her beloved carpet. It was allready halfway through the lesson and we were struggerling to think of something to do and then i thought of the perfect thing, we would all make ourselfs puke on her carpet and then say we can't stand seeing people be sick.
The Message was passed round and the moment the teacher turned to face the bourd i coughed( that being the signal to start) and about 15 of my class mates puked.
There was puke everywhere on chairs, desks and most importantly her fucking carpet! HAH
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 9:53, Reply)
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