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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Spewed on pregnant missus
I've always hated visitng the in-laws. On this particular occasion, her sister's boyfriend also happened to be there. Both bored out of our skulls, we decided to nip down the local for a couple about 9pm. Eight or nine pints or Stella later, we staggered back and went straight to bed. I woke up about 3 with no idea where I was or how to get to the bathroom, all I knew was that I had to empty my guts. Halfway through clambering over the missus (who also happened to be heavily pregnant at the time) I spewed, and spewed good. She woke up screaming, waking up the whole house with her. Managed to cover her, the duvet, sheets and ruin a rather expensive matress. Needless to say, this didn't improve the relationship with her parents much...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:42, Reply)

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