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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Underage nightclub drinking
After what seemed like many snifters,but was probably only about 5 pints,I found myself having a crap and falling asleep on the throne.Before sweet slumber carried me away though,I looked down and puked in the small gap 'twixt leg and seat,apart from the stray chunder that lodged itself in my undercrackers.The friendly doormen carried me out of the back door,thankfully without kicking the crap out of me.I found my way round to the front of the club,only to find that my mates,who were staying at my house had pissed off without me.I did manage to get home eventually,although the next day,I also found that my bum cheeks were stuck together with poo poo
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:37, Reply)

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