did you know mini babybel wil make it through a FULL hot wash cycle relatively untouched?
neither did i, until an ex girlfriend, who shall remain nameless, decided to go out for a night out with me and some friends, randomly ignore me and go flutter her eyelashes to randoms for free drinks, ALL night, then proceeded to put down a bottle of ropey looking cheap sangria, and a whole net of mini babybel cheeses in the car en route home... where she wandered in the door, into the bedroom, busted out the most incredible arc of red cheese-laden vomit onto the duvet, ignoring the available bin, and floor, and large mostly empty plastic storage tub. i, like a good (spineless) boyfriend, stripped the bed down, and slung it all in a wash cycle, and returned to find she'd once again decorated the mattress, and passed out in it.
i slept on the couch, and when i woke, i was being shouted at.
needless to say, i have since returned the damaged goods to the store and picked up an upgrade.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:37, Reply)