Two for the price of one...
to cut a longs story short, me and my mates used to have very dirty sessions on booze and skunk.....One night I felt a bit ill and whilst taking a sit down piss (didn't want to risk pissing on the seat) I felt a bit sick, luckily the sink was opposite the toilet so fairly easy access. I puked and cleared up my mess but had to lift my ass slightly off the seat to reach the sink. Shortly after this I went home to get some well earned rest after a job well done :\ or so I had thought...

Next day I get a call from my mate who said that I left a real mess in his bathroom. Steve I said I cleared that puke up last night whats up. His response was it wasn't the puke I was worried about it was the liquid poo all up my walls and the back of the tolilet that I have just spent an hour cleaning up that concerned me more!

Yes folks in my haste to puke in the sink i also shat up the walls in a way a cat would if staking his territory and because it went through an eye of a needle i didn't even feel it in my pissed and stoned haze.

I dare anyone to come up with a another story that incorporates midly amusing puke with a sneaky shit story in there too ;)

ah ok there is one just below me ah well...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)