Horses
Fact: Horses are not able to vomit.

snipurl.com/u2duy (NSFW for some)

[They can only make really long buggers with their elongated faces]
(unicornflakes, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:49, 8 replies)

NSFW!!
Oi!! Loud music = NSFW for some of us. You could have said!
(Nightviolet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:59, closed)

Welcome to b3ta.
If clicking a tinyurl link, be prepared for the inevitable
(TheColonel, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:29, closed)

May offend
Oh well — I guess you should set the volume on your puta to the equivalent of a tiny, humble forest creature if you intent on clicking on the url as it may cause offence to the easily offended.
(unicornflakes, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:44, closed)

Horses killed my father and raped my mother

(TheColonel, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:53, closed)

Yawn...
Fell for it YET again.....
(BigKahuna I Like to Pooh a Lot, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:09, closed)

i would have thought
the fact the post contained horses would have given it away.

Luckily, I have FF with NoScript - therefore no silly horse music gets played
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:05, closed)

Why did I click?
It was about horses. And a hidden url. But I still clicked. Damn you.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:25, closed)

Correct
When Sarah Jessica Parker has food poisoning, she only gets the shits.

But what does "make really long buggers" mean? Do you mean boogers? If so, that's even grosser than boke.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:03, closed)