The Wank BankWhat experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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Reality vs FantasyA while back I was involved with a theatrical production, running some on-stage video screens which showed both pre-recorded and live closed-circuit shots during the play. After it finished, I had some bits of equipment I needed to pick up; I'd been offered tickets to the next production, so decided to watch that then nip backstage in the interval to collect my gear.
The new play turned out to be set in a Catholic girls's school, with a large cast of schoolgirls. This meant that there were too many for the normal changing rooms, so they'd been allocated a large backstage area to change in. This I discovered to my considerable surprise when I ducked behind the curtains at the side; what previously had been a large, empty room was now crowded with underage girls in various states of undress.
The *idea* of this might be total Wank Bank material, but in reality I put my head down, kept my eyes on the floor and shot across and through the opposite door as fast as I could. After collecting my gear I left via the fire escape.
OK, let the Nonce Alerts begin.
* Just noticed that this is rather similar to the Canada women's football story below. Sorry.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:15, 5 replies)
DEF CON PAEDOBONGLE.Or, I dunno, sutin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Lies.Admit it. You had a good ogle and then tugged and tugged until you were shooting nothing but warm air.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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I maintain that I didn't lookbut I'll 'fess up to the last part.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:02, closed)
its the fact this guy thinks the idea of underage girls in their underwear might be Wank Bank materialmakes him a full-on charlie chester
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:06, closed)
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