My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Anyway,I was about to go on a date, and felt I should relieve myself before hand.
After 40 seconds of polishing the brass, while looking at bra magazines, I was done.
Sadly, I could not find where my create-a-baby juice had landed. I searched high and low - but it was no where to be seen. As it turns out, it had landed on my ear - but I didn't know that at the time.
The doorbell rang, it was my date - her name, Cameron Diaz. She saw the masturbatory by-product on my ear, but assumed it was hair gel.
She then used used my spunk to gel her hair upwards - which looked silly.
The End.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:25, Reply)
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