My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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hehe this is about a guy i knew from school who went on a d of e trip...To cut a long story short he happanned to share a tent with a pretty horny guy and the next morning he had trouble opening his eyes :P. Hearsay is that the other guy spooged in his face and glued his eyelids shut :S.
We kinda abused this guy :P we once cling filmed him to a chair and left him in the head of 6th forms office ...the perfect crime.
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monkeyman, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:02,
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