I was recently pondering wasting my money on an iPhone
and my research led me into a forumy digression, where I found a lot of uses of the term 'Micro$oft'. I'm sure we all agree on what that's meant to signify about the purveyors of Windows.

I found this hilarious. Because, of course, Apple are in it for an annual profit of £HAPPINESS, and their bonuses are paid in unicorn fluff. The daftly expensive sub-par tat they flog is that expensive to show they love you.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:25, 2 replies)

Also, Microsoft managed to corner a large part of the market by making Windows fairly easy to write software for and the technical data widely available.
Apple hardware is totally and utterly incompatible with anything that's not made or licensed by Apple. This is of course because they make top quality, highly exclusive goods, and not at all because they're greedy and short-sighted.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:09, closed)

Nothing short sighted about it.
It's an excellent way to make more £HAPPINESS off your loyal customers.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:33, closed)

and of course Bill Gates is just a jumped-up greedy little salesman
while Steve Jobs has set up the Jobs Foundation to give away all his money to help eradicate malaria
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:42, closed)