I have a foolproof way to quit smoking.
Chainsmoke 100-120 Marlboro Reds in the course of a single evening (5.30-11.30pm).

I don't care how much you smoke, you'll feel every single one of them the next day, and won't want to face a fag for the next week. Then, contrive to catch full-on, two-weeks-feeling-like-tepid-shit influenza, so your lungs get so clogged with snot you couldn't inhale the smoke in a kipper factory if your life depended on it.

Then, after three weeks of not smoking, try a B&H or a Rothman's. I guarantee it'll taste so awful you'll feel like staying clean for a while.

I did that 14 years ago. I've had a cigarette maybe five times in the intervening years (always when drunk), and even enjoyed one or two, but the feeling on your lungs afterwards is so revolting you won't just be an ex-smoker, you'll be a non-smoker.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)