Last night
In a fevered state of inebriation, I thought it would be a good idea to give a tramp £20 - because 'i felt sorry for him'.

This morning i woke up and realised that i could have spent that £20 on Godspeed you black emperor tickets instead.

I'm considering asking for it back. Explaining that I was in no fit state to be giving money out to people in need.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:06, 8 replies)

You Did Good
You'll obviously see him at the G.Y.B.E concert. I'm sure he'll buy you a shandy
(Katabatic wasn't, and will never be on, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:30, closed)

I hope so

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:01, closed)

There's a Godspeed tour?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

*rushes off to buy tickets*

*realises it will clash with nativity production in work*

*hates being a teacher*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, closed)

nativity production in work school play
(gtfomh, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:53, closed)

If
it makes you feel better, your post reminded me to check if Germanland tickets were available. Which they are so - cheers. And I'm feeling very lucky to be a teacher in the wonderful German state system where (if you are lucky) you get free lessons, and mine happen to be on a Friday morning. Win.
(Picotee, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:12, closed)

He'll probably have been beaten up and robbed by now.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:49, closed)

£20 to a tramp?
i've never been that drunk in my life
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:04, closed)

I lived in the People's Republic of California for too many years. Once in San Francisco I reeled drunkenly out of a restaurant in North Beach carrying left over pizza in a box and two bottles of wine in my belly. Feeling well with the world I decided to donate the pizza to a raggedy tramp sitting by the gutter.

LHC then wanders down the road, feeling his good deed for the day has been done. Turning the corner I looked back to see him looking in the box, turning his nose up and tipping the lot into the bin. Good feelings evaporated in an instant. I suppose it wasn't what he wanted - perhaps extra cheese would have made it more palatable?

Or was it money for drugs and booze he wanted?

#include ObLengthGag.h
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:07, closed)