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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

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I got on this bus that had a bomb on it that would go off if we went below 70mph.
The guy who planted it was happy to defuse it for $1m, but in the end we decided to completely trash the joint, including blowing up a $70m aeroplane, to show him we don't negotiate with terrorists.

Great fun, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:05, 12 replies)
50mph. Cough.

(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:14, closed)
Actually..
Was'nt it in Kilometres per hour?

*double cough*

*Edit: Wikipedia check, no it was'nt - I'm totally wrong, and take it back..*
*Shuts the fuck up, and stands in a corner shaking head*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24, closed)
No

(zebby wasting irony here on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:25, closed)
I very much doubt it
Since half the USA reckons that kilometres, sorry, kilometers, are an invention of Beelzebub.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:49, closed)
It is Federal Law in the US
That kilometERS are the invention of Beelzebub(with assistance from lesser minions).

*May not be factually accurate.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, closed)
You're thinking of the film
AV's on about real life.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:29, closed)
What do you reckon the "A" stands for?
Annette?
Anabelle?
Alistair?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, closed)
A.
It stands for A. As opposed to The.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:55, closed)
That's a shame
Alistair Vagabond had a kinda ring to it. Like an evil Alistair Darling.

(Bet he had a lovely time at his public school)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:18, closed)

I'm just amazed you found a bus that would even get up to 70mph
(Banjax, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:22, closed)
I believe the requisite formula is....
...speed of bus is inversely proportional to (narrowness of gap / number of cyclists or pedestrians occupying said gap).
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18, closed)
whether it's
The driver's last run of his shift
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