Nights out.
I've come to realise that on the average night out I will spend £50-70 and remember very little. I can of course not get drunk and spend less, and remember the night, but be very bored, standing in a hot, smelly, loud room listening to shitty music and dancing for hours despite not wanting too.

So yeah, clubbing, not my thing.
(Mong goose, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:55, 5 replies)

The only way to enjoy clubs is not to go.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:02, closed)

I do if it's actualy a nice place to be, but 90% of clubs I've been in are wanker nests
(Mong goose, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:59, closed)

I always drive
And get petrol money off drunk passengers. And get paid for to go into the club. And get free soft drink [tell the bar tender you are designated driver]. And if it is decent, I dance.
(lemonadegame, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:27, closed)

Massive Drugs are far cheaper than drink
So you can spend £70 for a few hours in a room full of beer-fuelled testosterone-addled fuckwits looking for a fight and a fuck (preferably with the same person), or about £5 on enough Massive Drugs to keep you smiling with a bunch of happily fluffy people right through until Sunday...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:18, closed)

Hear Hear
I just wish it wasn't the 'thing to do'. Much rather go to the pub, but I think that's mostly down to the fact that I can't dance.

Or that pubs are free to get in.

Or that most don't have twattish doormen.

Or that you can have a chat.
(friedel, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:29, closed)