WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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a few details from being a best man :Speech made 3 hours before wedding, after a heavy session on the beer.
saying how the brides father put a good spread on, well he did pay for a lapdance for the groom a week earlier :oD
speech went bad with people talking, though the 2 bottles of red wine didnt help and the fact i was making it up!
no bridemaids to dance with, one was married, the others were all under 7!
Leaving around 1am and finding out the kic-offs started not much later, bridesmade bit someone in an argument, brides father got drunk and loud....
drunk uncle trying to scam my red wine off the table (where the bride/etc was!). He said no-one was drinking it, i said "Well i will be" and grabbed it!
Also bad that all the pics i took with my camera have had comments that they are better than the official bloke there!
(, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 23:56, Reply)
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