WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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er...i was hankering after some irony myself ...
anyway ... went to a friend's wedding on the same day as england v scotland at euro '96 ... we lost, it was shite, and some years later the couple split up ... she was irritated that everyone discussed the score during the meal ... and as the minister did the ceremony (outdoors) i was the only sad sack with a discreet walkman radio plugged in my ear ... just as well we didn't score really ... "and do you take this ..." "YAAAAAAH, WUN NIIIIL SCO'LAND" ... "quiet you in the back there" etc
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