Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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I went to a wedding once...
It was shit, some guy said some crappy vows, followed by another guy, and i had to kill them for being unnatural bastards....
Then i got fired from the church.....
( , Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:12, Reply)
It was shit, some guy said some crappy vows, followed by another guy, and i had to kill them for being unnatural bastards....
Then i got fired from the church.....
( , Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:12, Reply)
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