Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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another wedding...
... years ago, i went to my then girlfriend's brother's wedding.
i (ballroom)danced with the gf's cousin (you're right it's always the cousins) who i did fancy. a lot. even gf's parents noticed that we were getting on far too well.
from the bollocking i got afterwards you could have thought i'd shagged her.
i wish i had.
sounds boring now. sorry.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2005, 13:22, Reply)
... years ago, i went to my then girlfriend's brother's wedding.
i (ballroom)danced with the gf's cousin (you're right it's always the cousins) who i did fancy. a lot. even gf's parents noticed that we were getting on far too well.
from the bollocking i got afterwards you could have thought i'd shagged her.
i wish i had.
sounds boring now. sorry.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2005, 13:22, Reply)
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