Weddings
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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of the barmaids under my family's employ is to be wed to the regular who's knocked her up in the next few weeks, the little hussy.
The theme colour for the outfits?
Pink.
Yes.
I win.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2005, 16:10, Reply)
of the barmaids under my family's employ is to be wed to the regular who's knocked her up in the next few weeks, the little hussy.
The theme colour for the outfits?
Pink.
Yes.
I win.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2005, 16:10, Reply)
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