Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Maybe:Because your mate was effectively smashing in the face of the Kitten of Her Lost Youth, with his exuberant abandon and impulsiveness, very much in contrast to the intense organisation and commitment required for a Wedding.
Either that or because no-one likes a belligerent, drunken teenager.
Or a pretentious adult.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)
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