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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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i'd be upset if you thought they sounded like people you want to know
curmudgeonly alcoholic old scotsmen are not cool or fun
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:23, 1 reply)
Well let me see now...
curmudgeonly - I do my best
alcoholic - not in the slightest and I have no idea where you've picked this up from
old - not remotely love
scotsmen - we've done this before. I was born in the same county as you, so yeah, well done on all of this.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 15:23, closed)
So, a wanabee curmudgeon,
a boring sobernaut. a disrespectful youth and a southern softie.

On balance I think I'd prefer to be what she said.

I scored 3 out of 4 anyway.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:52, closed)
i forgot fucking ugly

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:01, closed)
What
the Dwarf that didn't make the cut?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:51, closed)
I see.
Either you're making stuff up, or showing Shambo/Fartbelm levels of online stalking.

So what is it? Take your time now.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:20, closed)
alright uggo, simmer down
maybe try some surgery? or getting everyone around you really really drunk?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:36, closed)
I'm not the one constantly pleading to be considered anything but ginger.

(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:14, closed)

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