Shagging the brides sister (again)...
One of my mates was getting married. I was shagging his bride-to-bes sister on and off. The brides father detested me because of this. He could almost accept it if I were going out with her, but we were both happy with a random shag every couple of weeks.

Roll on to the wedding day and I rock up to the church on time. The stressed brides mum asks if I can drive back to her house to pick up the tray of buttonholes and corsages left behind. I duly oblige and turn up. The bride, her dad and bridesmaids were getting ready in the hallway. I walked in and the brides sister bent over to pick up the tray. As she did so her cowl dress dropped to give us a full view of her lovely braless breasts. Full on Downblouse! I smiled took the tray, thanked her, turned around and walked to my car, followed by the brides father who said to me: "You keep your fucking hands off them!

About 10.30pm that night I had my hands on those fabulous breasts thinking "Fuck you dickhead!"
(vikingaero Deilvered To Your Door in 30 mins, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 13:46, 9 replies)

I got to the words 'rock up'...
...and stopped reading.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:15, closed)

Summary:
Man claims to have repeated sexual intercourse with woman.
Man is excited by a glimpse of said woman's breasts.
Man claims to have sexual intercourse with the same woman.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:32, closed)

Whatever happened to Donkey Gums?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:23, closed)

Needless to say
You felt some tits.

I think you missed a trick by not describing in similarly self indulgent detail, the exciting Accord based rally driving you did from Church to House.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:19, closed)

So you were bumping uglies with a woman with 'fabulous breasts'
and you were thinking about her dad?

hmm.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, closed)

Has the letters page of Readers' Wives
achieved sentience?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:27, closed)

I also once touched a lady.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:28, closed)

Needless to say I had the last laugh and Mum served Dalesteaks for tea!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:05, closed)

Hi George!.
How are your space marines coming along?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:44, closed)