Workboresme, step into my office, we need to talk
This is on the 2nd day of my new job I started in February as executive assistant to the owner of the company.

"WBM, I asked you to make this file for me yesterday, why didn't you?"
"Boss, I made it and filed it in your filing cabinet. Oh, and I put the files in alphabetical order because you had messed them up"
"Thanks, WBM, I knew you'd make a great assistant"
"That reminds me, Boss, I also put all your engineering crap into tubs and labeled them"
"See, WBM, I knew we needed this talk"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 2:40, Reply)