The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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His name was BrianI could mention the time that someone convinced him that to get his bike fixed he needed to go to the bike shop and say he needed a blow job. Or the fact that despite being thick, ugly, smelly and that his personality consisted of being a complete cunt - he somehow thought he was cleverer and better than absolutely everyone else at school.
Instead I shall just say that about 4 years after I left school (i.e. about 6 years after he left school with only an E in GCSE English) I saw him working in McDonalds. Unfortunately he recognised me. I asked him what he'd been doing since school and he replied that he'd been working in McDonalds since leaving school.
Not particularly surprising but after about 6 years there he STILL HAD NO STARS ON HIS BADGE!
That must be some sort of record.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 11:30,
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