b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » The Weird Kid In Class » Post 70223 | Search
This is a question The Weird Kid In Class

There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
Pages: Latest, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, ... 1

« Go Back

This one was my friend...
We nicknamed him "Guppy". Have no idea why.

So there we are, first year seniors. I'm sitting next to him. He's talking to me while we're supposed to be doing maths. "Shh..." I say, but does he listen? No, he keeps yammering. Teacher tells him to be quiet or he'll get litter duty, aka picking up all the crap off the playground during morning break.

So what happens? Silly bastard talks again. He's given litter duty, and promptly bursts into tears. Cue much laughter from everyone but me who has realised we will now get beaten up regularly because of this... The teacher asks what's wrong... And the immortal line was uttered that would haunt him until he left school, a line that would be remembered for over a quarter of a century by his friends...

"It came on so sudden."

This was in the first class that Friday morning. He was STILL crying that afternoon, long after the punishment had finished. Mortifying.
(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 8:31, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, ... 1