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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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SHUT UP
Young Sean was a queer lad. Overweight, unhygienic [it was known he smelled of dirt - the smell that comes some 3 months after BO], reserved and quietly confident that he was on the verge of genius.

Except, his intellect was sub-par and his arrogance was super-prevalent.

And we wound him up something awful. I mean, even Ghandi would have laid one of us out. It started with subtle bullying - not sitting next to him, or near him and then not even acknowledging him at all. Then throwing things. Then poking.

It all got too much one day in Physics. Poor Sean had had enough. Our teacher undermined his ridiculous query once again and just at that moment a piece of rubber struck him.

Oh dear.

Sean's eyes were ablaze. Sean picked up his chair. Sean threw the chair at the teacher. Sean glared at us all, into our very souls. And then started the screaming;

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP"

He was screaming at all of us. And then still screaming, drowning out the teacher ordering him out, he left. Opened the door and slammed it so hard it dislodged the door frame.

My my. We pushed that boy too far.

Incidentally, I hear he's doing not too badly at the glorified college of Abertay.
(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 8:49, Reply)

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