The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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A-lot-o-spodsJesus, where to start.
One kid at junior school who always wore his 'parker' - (y'know blue with orange inner and fuzzy snood hood) zipped right up so you could only see his eyes then creep up behind you and say*:
"black rabbits coming out my willy"
Then there was the kid at senior school who loved buses so much he used to go round his estate on his mums shopper pretending he was a bus - he actually had a timetable and everything and stopped at each bus stop etc.
Another kid who looked just like Clive Anderson.
A lad at college who could snort a small screw up into his sinus' and squeeze it out of through his tear duct**, he also had a collection of each of his bodily fluids in small containers in his pencil case.
*he did this to everyone not just me.
**completely true.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 9:51, Reply)
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