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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Stevo...real nice bloke....
...funny as feck too....but looked like Burk from Trap Door (except for the blue colour, obviously) due to a spinal disorder and weighed about 15-16 stone. Due to his condition, he never took part in the top sports class (he can harldy walk, let alone run about), and spent most of his time in PE sitting about on top of a vault horse.

One particular day, a bully wanna-be Luke Lewis (I'll say his name, he was a cunt) walks past him while mouthing off to one of the small kids. He said something which really hurt this kid, and wouldn't leave up about it. He leans back smiling happily that he's crushed this kid's spirit and bumps into Stevo who's on top of this horse. Stevo gets mad.

He falls off the top of the horse, catches onto Luke's neck and gets him into a headlock. Somehow Luke managed to stand for about 4 or 5 seconds before the mass of extra weight toppled him. They rolled about for about 15 seconds, Stevo relentlessly trying to squeeze the life out of him while all of us, including the teachers, laffed like fuck at the cripple doing the bully in.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 11:16, Reply)

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