The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Venusian verseA girl at school was a real jizz bomb. She looked just like Vida Guerra (see google) and was a Catholic. Although she didn't believe in sex before marriage, pretty much anything else was OK. She once gave me a poem after a frenzied session in the art room store cupboard:
Why do the dads wave at me as I walk to school?
Why do my chesticles make all the boys drool?
I just want to live and love and be a poet;
I’m still a virgin, though you wouldn’t know it,
Cos I’ve had most every cock against my tongue
And I’ve tugged most every teacher, old and young.
Can I help it if I love the feel of heated meat
Betwixt my lips, or thrusting slickly between my teats?
I just love the groans and yelps and moans they make
As I blow their members during breaks.
I’m not a dirty girl – I just crave dick,
‘Specially when they’re bulging, long and thick.
What a weird kid!
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 12:22, Reply)
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