I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Urgh!I began emailing a very helpful receptionist, several years ago during a project I was on with their MD. She was witty, entertaining, and hinted towards filth. Obviously this was all extremely good from my perspective. Our emails got flirtier, we began filthy texts, and she invited me up to see her.
I went, and saw her coming. She was not as described... nearly 40, badly dressed, scrawny, wrinkly - not the vivacious young thing portrayed or expected.
So I fucked off before she saw me.
Near miss.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:45,
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