I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Maybe not a weirdo but..Not being the most stunningly good looking bloke on the planet and absolutely shite at talking to women I don't know ITRW, online liaisons were my meat and two veg for a while. Most of them were okay and lasted a few months but one had me fearing for my life!
I'd just split up with Chris (another internet girl who liked it shot over her tits, nice...) and thought that rather than mope for the next few months I'd better get "back into the game"
Online relationship with Sarah from the Northeast. Sounded hot on the phone and was was offering free sex whenever I wanted it. Plus, she worked for an Apple dealer and I'd hoped that she could pass a couple of Macs my way.
I should have noted the warning signs when every time I came up with a reason not to visit (valid reasons) she went off on one, slammed down the phone and then called back ten minutes later to apologise.
I drove up to hers with an indescribable feeling of dread.
She wasn't a bad looker and we did get on rather well. But I did feel a strange unease all night.
In a pub she threatened to smash the face of some girl that was apparently checking me out (yeah right) and I regretted having a few beers because I wouldn't be able to drive home. She then proceeded to tell me that she had fantasies of wearing a strap-on and shagging me up the Gary.
First thing the next morning, I bolted sharpish and gave her some excuse that i wasn't over my ex (which was actually true). Dozens of crying phone calls from her for the next few weeks and then she gave up. So i was able to let both my cat and my big pans out of hiding.
Since then, she has been referred to as "Scary Sarah" but being the compassionate gent that I am, I think she just had issues.
I shagged her though. It would have been impolite not to...
Happy ending though. I met my current girlfriend off Dating Direct last year. She only lives 20 miles away. She's lovely and we're off to Paris in a week!
Wish I could apologise for length, girth, etc.
(, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 21:15, Reply)
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