The only thing I can think of that I do ritualistically
Is touch the poster of that tennis girls arse on the way in to the gym changing room each morning.

But its not a very good story so I won't bother telling you.
( Peej, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:12, 6 replies)

That's terribly considerate.
Thank you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:17, closed)

You've very welcome

( Peej, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:21, closed)

I do wish the rest of this board was conducted with such good manners.
Have a good day.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:26, closed)

If you're not going to tell,
I shan't bother replying.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:36, closed)

Well in that case I won't bother reading about how you ritualistically touch the poster of that tennis girls arse on the way to the gym changing room each morning.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:39, closed)

touch frantically masturbate over
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:55, closed)