This is not a ritual, but a simple procedure
that everybody, without fail, asks me why I'm doing it.

Toast. Place on plate. Butter toast. Get peanut butter jar out.

Slide knife into the thin side of the toast - the crust bit. Looks like I'm stabbing it.

"Why did you do that?"

To clean the butter off the knife before I stick it in the peanut butter jar. Obviously.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:04, 11 replies)

In the words of Aslan...
"Wipe your sword, Peter"
(Pete_G, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:15, closed)

Butter AND peanut butter??? Overkill.
(Darth Thump, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:23, closed)

Awesomeness!

(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:27, closed)

This ^
Peanut butter needs no additional butter.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:46, closed)

Peanut butter doesn't
have any butter in it.

Most of the time, it's just ground peanuts. Some brands have a bit of palm oil in them, and if so, might also have some sort of stabiliser to stop it seperating.

I used to make my own when I lived abroad, as it wasn't available. Just put peanuts in a blender for 10 minutes. If you want it crunchy, add a few crushed peanuts afterwards.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)

It does too!
It says so on the label.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:33, closed)

You must have some
wierd peanut butter.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:58, closed)

Fucking sacrilege
you lactose intolerant cunt!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:05, closed)

Everybody?
I don't remember asking you. :)
( RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:30, closed)

You were a bit
pissed at the time.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:35, closed)

I thought I was the only one on the planet that does that.

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:58, closed)