Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mad as a bag of BadgersLots and lots of teachers.......
Mr C Sharp - music teacher! No, honestly, C Sharp! took us to London to the Junior Prom. Cue Richard Stilgoe memories (Jacobs Ladder stylee).
Dr Giles was our Chemistry Teacher that was a spitting image of Sir Clive Sinclair hence his nickname of 48k. THE most flammable man in the world, perminently eyebrow-less. Once set fire to the gas directly out of the taps "to warn you against doing it during the 2 years you little swine are with me". This caused the blackboard eraser to catch fire and the school to be evacuated. He is incredibly still at the school 14 years later.
On to 6th Form college. Drama Teacher Gr!g B@rk!r was a loon. Dressed like Andy Pandy and took us to Paris "to get pissed for a week" and explained it to the powers that be as a "cultural experience and chance to do street theatre". We got him mashed and persuaded him to be photographed leaving a sex shop looking shifty. He's now a principal somewhere I believe. His way to get you to do homework was amazing. He'd look so hurt and say "Richard, you are a bad person for not trying. How do you think I will be able to live with myself if I don't nurture your obvious talent? I've failed you, I need to get drunk." then he'd take you out for a beer and somehow 2 days later you would have magically done everything he had asked for.
And another b3ta hymen twangs open.......
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 2:00, Reply)
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