Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I should have been fired from many....I really should have been fired from several jobs- all part time admittadly.
The first was when I worked in a chemist on a saturday- I nicked nail varnish- various bits of make up. Someone must have noticed something- as they introduced random bag searches. They even searched mine once- but where they didn't look was in the lining of my bag. Plus my mate would come round and pick up the larger items.
Then, the job where I worked in a visitor centre - serving hot food/teas/ice creams - in winter I would do all my A' level revision, eat free food and drink, stole a bit of money from the till and generally failed to meet the health and safety standards in the food prep area.
I did see a lot of films after my shifts with the profits though- but did realy badly in my a levels- worth it though.
Then there's the time I worked in a cafe- I would open up in the morning, have some tea/toast- then the rest of the staff came in- and we would sit around drinking tea/eating toast. When a customer came in we would say we wern't open yet - until the boss came driving past and suddenly we would be open. They went bust in the end.
Putting all of these together - makes me realise just what a little sh*t I was. Now I spend my working day on the internet, pilfering folders and post-its from work. Oh well.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:49, Reply)
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