Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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a proud recordIn no particular order here is a selection of various sackable offences that i have comitted over the last decade or so. This list is combined from various places of employment.
Drinking at work
misuse of company cell phone
Turning up late
missuse / abuse of customers cars
Unauthorised absences from work premisis
Threatning and swearing at customers
downloading large amounts of porn
missuse of company vehicles
Leaving an "unflushable" in the customer toilet
Complete disregard for safety rules
missuse of company fuel card
falsifying time and production sheets
Verbally abusing managers
Very innapproprate racist/sexist/tasteless jokes
sleeping at work
Causing a co-workers mental breakdown
Doing a burnout in a Rolls Royce
Unbeliavably i have never been fired , warned or even bollocked for any of the above actions. Not getting caught helps.
despite all this i am regarded as a model employee wtf???
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:44, Reply)
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