This confuses me.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:28, 1 reply)

Here's the bullet points for you:
-I'm a bit of dick
-but I think I'm funny
-but I'm a bit of a dick
-and I think I get away with it mostly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:30, closed)

You sound like me.
Are you me?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:41, closed)

I don't think so...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:42, closed)

Hi Kenny, you don't know me - I just wanted to say I usually enjoy your posts but struggle to think of anything to say in reply.
This is the non-sequitur thread, right?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 0:44, closed)

Thanks dude :)
This one wasn't really up to my usual standards, it was just alcohol-fuelled nonsense :/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 8:49, closed)

is your missus still dead?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 6:54, closed)

No, she's just asleep. Have you got cameras set up or something?
Jess is still dead though, very much so.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 8:47, closed)

Sidekick, are you saying his missus is Jesus?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Mar 2013, 19:44, closed)

No, Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Newsflash- he's still dead. (SNL reference)

( Wanderer, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 8:31, closed)

There is probably a reason why your life isn't going a great as you'd like it.
Statements like that are a kind of massive indicative arrow.

Root cause, and all that.

Just saying, for the fun of it... maybe if you're not such a cunt all the time, you won't have to angrily react to people who are cross at you because you are a cunt, making you cross at them and therefore being a cunt all the time. Ad nauseam.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 3:39, closed)

It really sucks that replies cannot win or at least fp.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 5:27, closed)

I usually try not to feed the trolls, but... What? The? Fuck?
I know I'm a day late to this, but I had to jump in (blah blah 'white knighting' blah blah)

Professor Kenny Martin is one of the nicest people on this site as far as I can tell, and this was just plain nasty.

That is all.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:02, closed)

Hey Janet Aylia
Please go and see someone about your mental illness. I genuinely mean that. You don't see it because you're ill.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 1:00, closed)