Well
I'm not sure won is the correct answer. "Won" implies that it's something for free, and perhaps even something that you actually want.

A few weeks ago, as the firm at which I work has plants all over the world, including a few in Japan, in light of the earthquakes over there, we decided, or rather it was decided for us to host a 'fund raising day'.

So....to show willing and do my bit, plus the fact that I'm pretty much the only person I know with a PA etc..., I volunteered to host a quiz in the evening. It went quite well, I put a projector up and had picture rounds, song intro rounds, backward music rounds etc...
Of course, the upshot of this was that in the breaks and the answer sessions I had to grab my chance to grab another beer. By the end of it I was pretty much pissed. So much so, that I can't remember how I got home, and I'd pretty much left all my gear in the pub.
...but before that, there was a raffle.
The first ticket out was for a bottle of Scotch, my boss one that one.
The second ticket out was for a gas bbq donated by Homebase. My boss won that one too.
The third ticket out was two rugby tickets to England v Barbarians at Twickenham. Yep. He won those as well.
Of course, by this point everyone was shouting "Fix! Fix!" - as you would.
His response was to auction the rugby tickets there and then.
I wasn't really paying too much attention due to the aforementioned beer, and the fact that I hadn't been asked to buy a ticket as I was busy setting up the quiz when they went round selling them.
One bloke shouts "50 quid!"
...and of course, he's the winning bid...so far.
I was packing up my laptop etc...and I looked around to see MsDchurch standing on a chair waving her arms about in a considerably pissed condition.
I looked at the IT trainee who was helping me and said "What's going on there then?"
He replied, "Your girlfriend has just won the auction."
"For what?"
"Two tickets for a rugby game somewhere" he said, disinterestedly.
"How much for?" I ask, getting a little nervous.
"200 quid I think".

Jesus.

Neither of us even like Rugby.

So did we win? It's debatable.
(dchurch bah, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:27, 3 replies)

I'll take them off your hands

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:48, closed)

For
200 quid? ;-)
(dchurch bah, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 7:43, closed)

Pay me £200.00
and it's a deal.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:20, closed)